I feel like people who really want to understand being british should watch Blackadder.
people seem to think
we’re this super polite country
who drinks tea and eats crumpets
and spend all our time worshiping the monarch
but really we’re all twats
who speak with so much sarcasm you’ve no idea what we’re saying
Also it’s the best show ever made and has rowan atkinson so it ain’t a bad watch either.
“The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.”
#yep#will forever support steve rogers over douchebags superheroes#like bruce wayne#who fights literally for nothing#LITERALLY FOR NOTHING#except this vauge notion of ~~~~gotham~~~~ which is a corrupt shitty city you’re not exactly bettering here#steve ? oh man#even when he doesn’t have people in front of him to save#he’s just doing the right thing#his moral compass is so clear#captain america#all he wants to do is save people and this makes me cry (via)
parents making sex jokes
grandparents making sex jokes
nine-year-olds making sex jokes
Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds
The Avengers are every person you see in high school.
The shy nerd
The asshole you just can’t hate
The hot foreign guy
The quiet guy who’s always playing guitar and probably smoking something
His bitchy/bad ass girlfriend (depending on if she likes you or not)
The emo kid that somehow gets all the chicks
And that one cheerleader that EVERYONE knows has a hard-on for the athlete